That smilez

Whenever my 4 year old nephew starts to grin from ear to ear, I knew he is up to something…bad…real bad…

True. So True.

Great M

How language really works

Si, Suarez, Sid

I did not know that Suarez was alive way back in the Ice Age!

No wonder he has a pair of good legs.

And a good smile.

Smile Edward

Boy: Mummy! Mummy! Look what I found in the toilet! It has strawberry jam on it! Yummy!

Like this!

Mummy: No! Baby where did you get that? Throw it away! Its dirty!

Boy: What mummy?

(Too late)

Boy: Mummy, the jam is quite slimy.

And that is how I was born.

I am Edward Cullen.

Messages from God

Testing God’s patience:

Choose what is right for God:

God vs Santa’s lists:

Ouch. True:

Unlimited access:

Fruits and nuts, bad combination of food:

God, you always know how to make my day. *smile*

Pictures taken from http://www.beliefnet.com

Dear food

We really run out of normal food for human

No normal food?

Let me just get back inside the TV.

Mister Torres

This is why Torres never barely score in any game:

See? He is a kind-hearted man.

Never want to harm anyone or anything.

Including his fans’ feelings.

Or not.

Poor Chelsea.

Too late Torres.

A song from Liverpool.

Tribute to Torres.

 

 

Just being a good friend

Text messages from my friend.

Him: I’m thinking of getting a tattoo

Me: Ok, good 4 u

Him: Any suggestion?

Me: Wud about ‘I hate tatoo artist’ design?

Him: Thank u!

Me: Your welcome

Him: I want something red symbolize passion

Me: Chili?

Him: I want to put it in my butt

Me: U want 2 put a chili in ur butt????

Him: No thanks I’ll pass. Correction. I want a red tattoo at my butt

Me: I don’t want to ask why

Because at that time this appears in my head:

Me: U want to tattoo a Japanese flag at ur butt? U will be sued.

Him: LOL! No! I respect Japan! Give me an idea! An iconic red thinggy

Me: Chili?

Him: Wud about an Elmo tattoo at my butt?

Me: Why on earth would an old grown up man want to put Elmo at his ASS?

Him: C’mon! Elmo is a sexy red figure. Women would love it whenever I pull my pants down in front of them!

Me imagination:

Lil Elmo: “Hiya gurl! U will enjoy looking at his butt better than his front part! I’ll save ur day!”

Me: Get an Elmo tattoo

Him: Sure do! Ur a gud friend!

Disclaimer: I don’t know how his front part look like and I do not want to know. But I guess Elmo is cuter and can save his day.

Gluttony eh

This is how I look like while I was trying to save my fried chicken from my friend(guardian Angel):

I figured out that I should eat while run in order to save muh chicken.

And this is the face of me as the winner

90 seconds later, I realised that I have just destroyed my diet and the day is Friday!

Muh regret and feeling like an asshole face:

An Angel patted my head.

Darn Gluttony!

The End

This is a good reason:

For The Twilight to come to ‘The End’:

With a happy ending.

Thanks Winchesters.