Whenever my 4 year old nephew starts to grin from ear to ear, I knew he is up to something…bad…real bad…
True. So True.
Testing God’s patience:
Choose what is right for God:
God vs Santa’s lists:
Ouch. True:
Unlimited access:
Fruits and nuts, bad combination of food:
God, you always know how to make my day. *smile*
Pictures taken from http://www.beliefnet.com
Text messages from my friend.
Him: I’m thinking of getting a tattoo
Me: Ok, good 4 u
Him: Any suggestion?
Me: Wud about ‘I hate tatoo artist’ design?
Him: Thank u!
Me: Your welcome
Him: I want something red symbolize passion
Me: Chili?
Him: I want to put it in my butt
Me: U want 2 put a chili in ur butt????
Him: No thanks I’ll pass. Correction. I want a red tattoo at my butt
Me: I don’t want to ask why
Because at that time this appears in my head:
Me: U want to tattoo a Japanese flag at ur butt? U will be sued.
Him: LOL! No! I respect Japan! Give me an idea! An iconic red thinggy
Me: Chili?
Him: Wud about an Elmo tattoo at my butt?
Me: Why on earth would an old grown up man want to put Elmo at his ASS?
Him: C’mon! Elmo is a sexy red figure. Women would love it whenever I pull my pants down in front of them!
Me imagination:
Lil Elmo: “Hiya gurl! U will enjoy looking at his butt better than his front part! I’ll save ur day!”
Me: Get an Elmo tattoo
Him: Sure do! Ur a gud friend!
Disclaimer: I don’t know how his front part look like and I do not want to know. But I guess Elmo is cuter and can save his day.
This is how I look like while I was trying to save my fried chicken from my friend(guardian Angel):
I figured out that I should eat while run in order to save muh chicken.
And this is the face of me as the winner
90 seconds later, I realised that I have just destroyed my diet and the day is Friday!
Muh regret and feeling like an asshole face:
An Angel patted my head.
Darn Gluttony!