Text messages from my friend.
Him: I’m thinking of getting a tattoo
Me: Ok, good 4 u
Him: Any suggestion?
Me: Wud about ‘I hate tatoo artist’ design?
Him: Thank u!
Me: Your welcome
Him: I want something red symbolize passion
Him: I want to put it in my butt
Me: U want 2 put a chili in ur butt????
Him: No thanks I’ll pass. Correction. I want a red tattoo at my butt
Me: I don’t want to ask why
Because at that time this appears in my head:
Me: U want to tattoo a Japanese flag at ur butt? U will be sued.
Him: LOL! No! I respect Japan! Give me an idea! An iconic red thinggy
Him: Wud about an Elmo tattoo at my butt?
Me: Why on earth would an old grown up man want to put Elmo at his ASS?
Him: C’mon! Elmo is a sexy red figure. Women would love it whenever I pull my pants down in front of them!
Lil Elmo: “Hiya gurl! U will enjoy looking at his butt better than his front part! I’ll save ur day!”
Me: Get an Elmo tattoo
Him: Sure do! Ur a gud friend!
Disclaimer: I don’t know how his front part look like and I do not want to know. But I guess Elmo is cuter and can save his day.