Smile Edward

Boy: Mummy! Mummy! Look what I found in the toilet! It has strawberry jam on it! Yummy!

Like this!

Mummy: No! Baby where did you get that? Throw it away! Its dirty!

Boy: What mummy?

(Too late)

Boy: Mummy, the jam is quite slimy.

And that is how I was born.

I am Edward Cullen.

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2 thoughts on “Smile Edward

  1. Sabar jak lah aku baca entry tok, terus cair lemak ku ngembak ketawa melampau2

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