Dear food

We really run out of normal food for human

No normal food?

Let me just get back inside the TV.


Mister Torres

This is why Torres never barely score in any game:

See? He is a kind-hearted man.

Never want to harm anyone or anything.

Including his fans’ feelings.

Or not.

Poor Chelsea.

Too late Torres.

A song from Liverpool.

Tribute to Torres.



Just being a good friend

Text messages from my friend.

Him: I’m thinking of getting a tattoo

Me: Ok, good 4 u

Him: Any suggestion?

Me: Wud about ‘I hate tatoo artist’ design?

Him: Thank u!

Me: Your welcome

Him: I want something red symbolize passion

Me: Chili?

Him: I want to put it in my butt

Me: U want 2 put a chili in ur butt????

Him: No thanks I’ll pass. Correction. I want a red tattoo at my butt

Me: I don’t want to ask why

Because at that time this appears in my head:

Me: U want to tattoo a Japanese flag at ur butt? U will be sued.

Him: LOL! No! I respect Japan! Give me an idea! An iconic red thinggy

Me: Chili?

Him: Wud about an Elmo tattoo at my butt?

Me: Why on earth would an old grown up man want to put Elmo at his ASS?

Him: C’mon! Elmo is a sexy red figure. Women would love it whenever I pull my pants down in front of them!

Me imagination:

Lil Elmo: “Hiya gurl! U will enjoy looking at his butt better than his front part! I’ll save ur day!”

Me: Get an Elmo tattoo

Him: Sure do! Ur a gud friend!

Disclaimer: I don’t know how his front part look like and I do not want to know. But I guess Elmo is cuter and can save his day.

The serenity of a good screed


No matter how many words or pages consist in a book, it is always complete.

A perfect touch of much adroit writers slash authors.

Anybody can be a writer. Anybody can be a story teller.

However, NOT everybody can be an author….personally, I said that this italic statement is wrong.


The idea of writing a book is that one can objurgate other peoples’ idea with redoubt statements. A story is always paradox but no one judge because nobody is right or wrong.

Writing a book is like creating a new world albeit it is nonsense or way out of our mind.

Heck, that is what we spell as c-r-e-a-t-i-v-e.

Who would have thought of these world? They did:

The beauty of books is from its delicious various stories in it regarding in any form,style and for any purpose, let it be selcouth or a reading for remit tranquil or with some gasser elements for a grinning teeth.

Stories that could be an oracular which personally I think most of the authors love to do or one that can picture the world as an iniquitous place, stories with solecism and a platform of a novation to neoterism.

A writer’s story has its own birr which portrays its own unique characteristic, let it be something cimmerian or in a gasconade way embedded with a dramatic peroration style, and lends itself to a rhyming desinence.

One thing that I love about books is that it is a source of anamnesis. A good screed comes with a good lucent book.


I prefer to read my books in my own room. It is like my own adytum. No other people can access to my adytum when a book is in my hands.

I bet I am not the only person feels that way when it comes to reading a book.

My reading materials would vary from Reader’s Digest to National Geographic magazine to novels by Paulo Coelho, Jeff Kinney, Mitch Albom, Arundhati Roy, Stephen King, Jodi Picoult, Nicholas Spark, Jane Austen, Joseph Conrad, Chinua Achebe, Salman Rushdie, Ernest Hemingway to poems by Cecil Rajendra, Kingsley Amis, William Butler Yeats, Billy Collins, Nikki Giovani, etc. Too many to list down.

But my most favourite of all are Paulo Coelho and Jeff Kinney.

Paulo Coelho: reality, spiritual, inspired by the Holy Bible, truth and modern serious on the eye of the world.

Jeff Kinney: reality, hilarious, truth, hilarious, funny, hilarious, imaginative, hilarious, wimpy and, hilarious.

What else can I say?

The Alchemist dug my soul so deeply that I can feel Christ’s present while my eyes dance with the rhythm of Coelho’s writing:

Meanwhile, Greg Heffley marked my day in high school as XXXXX, exactly! (not as dork as his though).

Thanks to the Malaysian government that gave each varsity student a RM200 1Malaysia book voucher to spent at any participating bookstore.

With that voucher I am a proud owner of these books and all are still waiting for me to indulge:

Done with The Wimpy Kid.

4 more books to go.

Gluttony eh

This is how I look like while I was trying to save my fried chicken from my friend(guardian Angel):

I figured out that I should eat while run in order to save muh chicken.

And this is the face of me as the winner

90 seconds later, I realised that I have just destroyed my diet and the day is Friday!

Muh regret and feeling like an asshole face:

An Angel patted my head.

Darn Gluttony!

The world though a pencil

Drawing has been my passion since I was a kid.

I started to love the idea of drawing since I fell in love with the Doraemon cartoon and character.

For me, the idea of drawing as a stage for you to express an idea and creativity is more than interesting.

It’s bizarre.

One of my own personal favourite drawing:

People recorded history and facts through drawings and figures.

I’m always interested with art and music.

I am not a good dancer and I am a horrible singer. Moves and vocal is not my luck. I might be the next William Hung.

Or not.

Still, God gave me a good hand and the right side of my brain is active.

Drawing is not just about scribble something on a paper.

The basic of drawing is by playing with shapes and angles. Start with something round, add up some sticks, lines, oval, play with angles and voila!

A smile! No, multiple smiles.

Everyone can sketch. But not everyone can draw.

Not everyone was born with the talent of drawing. Not everyone has an imagination that can be transform onto a piece of paper.

Drawing is an interesting way to kill your boredom.

In fact, if you are a teacher, you can see all kinds of drawings created by the students in any text books especially the History books.

I enjoy drawing.

I love “The Lion King” and “Brother Bear” so I ended up drew the characters myself for my own personal collection:

Some of my friends says that I am horny because sometimes I drew nude figure.

Oh, please. I am not that desperate. My reaction to those comment: Smile. Only those that appreciate art will know.

At least I am not doing this:

Through drawing, not only I can express my imagination, thoughts, ideas and emotion in my drawing, maybe I can turn it into something valuable someday.

Art is a way to learn other people’s culture as well. Different artist approached the world of art through different ways of drawings with different techniques.

American cartoons:

Japanese cartoons:

Notice that Japanese superheroes are more than the American.

Russian’s cartoon:

See what I meant? Different regions with different style of drawing.


Me? I prefer sketching. Warm, easy, freedom to draw and it is sophisticated but in a simple way.

The beauty of art.

It’s beyond understanding.